Privacy Policy

Privacy Policy for AmericanWomenSuck.comEffective Date: August 24, 2025At AmericanWomenSuck.com, a satirical website dedicated to humorous rants and a health-conscious, hedonistic lifestyle, we value your privacy and are committed to protecting the personal information you share with us. This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, store, and protect your data when you visit our site, register as a member, or interact with our services. By using AmericanWomenSuck.com, you agree to the terms of this Privacy Policy. If you have questions or concerns, contact us at info@americanwomensuck.com (mailto:info@americanwomensuck.com). Let’s keep the satire spicy and your data secure!1. Information We CollectWe collect minimal personal information to provide a fun, seamless experience while maintaining the site’s satirical and anonymous nature. The types of data we may collect include:

• Account Information: When you register as a member, we collect a fictional character name (real names are strictly prohibited per our Site Guidelines), an email address, and any optional profile details you provide (e.g., preferences or bio, as long as they comply with our no-tattoos, no-smoking, and other rules).

• Contact Information: If you reach out to us via info@americanwomensuck.com (mailto:info@americanwomensuck.com) for questions, problems, or reports, we collect your email address and any information you include in your message.

• Usage Data: We may collect non-personal data about how you interact with the site, such as IP addresses, browser type, device information, pages visited, and timestamps, to improve functionality and monitor compliance with our Site Guidelines.

• Cookies and Tracking: We use cookies or similar technologies to enhance your experience, such as remembering your preferences or analyzing site traffic. These do not contain personally identifiable information unless you provide it.

2. How We Use Your InformationWe use your information to keep the site running smoothly and aligned with our satirical, health-conscious mission. Specifically, we may use your data to:

• Facilitate account creation and management, ensuring your fictional character name meets our guidelines.

• Respond to inquiries, reports, or issues sent to info@americanwomensuck.com (mailto:info@americanwomensuck.com).

• Monitor and enforce our Site Guidelines, such as preventing real names, nudity, or other prohibited content.

• Improve site performance, user experience, and security through aggregated, anonymized usage data.

• Send optional notifications or updates (e.g., about site changes or new features), if you opt in.

3. How We Share Your InformationWe don’t sell, trade, or share your personal information with third parties, except in the following limited cases:

• Legal Requirements: We may disclose your information if required by law, such as to comply with a subpoena, court order, or other legal process.

• Service Providers: We may share data with trusted third-party providers (e.g., hosting services or analytics tools) who assist in operating the site, provided they agree to protect your data and use it only for the specified purpose.

• Site Protection: We may share information to investigate or prevent violations of our Site Guidelines, such as attempts to use real names, post prohibited content, or engage in bullying.

4. Data Storage and Security

• Storage: We store your data securely on servers located in [insert location, e.g., the United States, or leave TBD if unknown]. We retain data only as long as necessary to fulfill the purposes outlined in this policy or as required by law.

• Security: We use industry-standard measures (e.g., encryption, access controls) to protect your data from unauthorized access, loss, or misuse. However, no system is 100% secure, and you use the site at your own risk.

• Anonymity: Since members must use fictional character names, we encourage you to avoid sharing personally identifiable information in posts or profiles to maintain your privacy.

5. Your Rights and ChoicesDepending on your jurisdiction (e.g., under GDPR, CCPA, or similar laws), you may have rights regarding your personal data, including:

• Access: Request a copy of the personal information we hold about you.

• Correction: Request updates to inaccurate or incomplete data.

• Deletion: Request deletion of your data, subject to legal or operational requirements.

• Opt-Out: Opt out of non-essential cookies or notifications by adjusting your browser settings or contacting us. To exercise these rights, contact us at info@americanwomensuck.com (mailto:info@americanwomensuck.com). We’ll respond within the timeframes required by applicable law (typically 30 days).

6. Cookies and Tracking Technologies

• We use cookies to enhance functionality, such as remembering your login or preferences, and to analyze site usage.

• You can manage cookies through your browser settings or opt out of non-essential tracking. Note that disabling cookies may limit some site features.

• We do not use cookies to collect real names or other sensitive personal information, in line with our Site Guidelines.

7. Children’s Privacy

• AmericanWomenSuck.com is for users 18 and older only. We do not knowingly collect data from anyone under 18, and no images or depictions of minors are allowed on the site.

• If we learn that data from a minor has been collected, we will delete it immediately. Contact us at info@americanwomensuck.com (mailto:info@americanwomensuck.com) if you believe this has occurred.

8. Third-Party LinksThe site may include links to third-party websites for comedic or reference purposes. We are not responsible for the privacy practices or content of these sites. Review their policies before sharing information.9. International Users

• The site is operated from [insert location, e.g., the United States, or leave TBD if unknown]. If you access the site from another country, your data may be transferred across borders, subject to this Privacy Policy and applicable laws.

• By using the site, you consent to the transfer and processing of your data in accordance with this policy.

10. Changes to This Privacy PolicyWe may update this Privacy Policy to reflect changes in our practices or legal requirements. We’ll post the updated policy on this page with a revised effective date. Continued use of the site after changes means you accept the new terms.11. Contact UsFor questions, concerns, or requests about your privacy or this policy, contact us at info@americanwomensuck.com (mailto:info@americanwomensuck.com)