Guidelines

Site Guidelines for AmericanWomenSuck.comWelcome to AmericanWomenSuck.com, a satirical playground for health-conscious Caucasian men and women who’ve “moved on” from what they call toxic American women. This site is pure parody, built for laughs, exaggerated rants, and hedonistic vibes, not to be taken as fact or a call to harm. By joining, you agree to these guidelines, which keep the vibe sharp, fun, and pleasure-focused. Read carefully, and let’s keep it cheeky, not chaotic.1. Purpose and Scope

• AmericanWomenSuck.com is a parody website for Caucasian adults (18+) to share humorous, over-the-top rants about “toxic American women” while embracing a health-conscious, hedonistic lifestyle. All content is fictional, satirical, and not about real people or events.

• The site is for heterosexual Caucasian men and heterosexual or bisexual Caucasian women who vibe with the satirical theme. It’s about exaggerated humor and living well, not real-world grudges.

• Content is for entertainment only. Any resemblance to real people or events is coincidental and part of the gag.

2. Who’s Welcome

• Target Audience: This site is for Caucasian men who identify as heterosexual and Caucasian women who identify as heterosexual or bisexual, all aligned with the site’s satirical take on “toxic American women” and a health-conscious, hedonistic lifestyle.

• No Homosexual or Bisexual Males: Per the site’s specific focus, participation by homosexual or bisexual males is not permitted.

• Age Restriction: You must be 18 or older to access, contribute, or register as a member.

• No Tattoos: Users must not promote or display tattoos (on themselves or others) in any content, as this aligns with the site’s aesthetic and health-conscious preferences.

• No Smokers: Users must not promote or depict smoking or tobacco use, as the site promotes a health-conscious lifestyle focused on well-being and pleasure.

3. Rules for Conduct

• No Violence: No content promoting, depicting, or encouraging violence, threats, or physical harm. Keep the satire witty, not vicious.

• No Drugs: Don’t post or discuss illegal drugs, drug use, or drug-related content. We prioritize health and clean living.

• Fictional Member Names Only: Users must register and participate using fictional character names as their member names. Real names (first, last, or full names of any individual, public or private) are strictly prohibited to maintain anonymity and the site’s parody nature.

• No Real Names in Content: Beyond member names, don’t use real names of individuals (public or private, living or deceased) in posts, comments, or submissions. All references must be fictional or anonymous.

• No Bullying: The site’s theme is provocative, but personal attacks, harassment, or bullying of other users is strictly prohibited. Satire, not spite.

• Promote Hedonism, Not Sadism: Content should celebrate pleasure, enjoyment, and a health-conscious lifestyle, not cruelty or suffering. No sadistic themes or content that derives pleasure from others’ pain.

• Respect the Theme: Contributions must align with the site’s focus on satirical rants about “toxic American women” and a hedonistic, health-conscious lifestyle. Off-topic or overly serious posts will be removed.

4. Content Guidelines

• Satirical Content Only: Posts, comments, or submissions must fit the site’s humorous, exaggerated tone, focusing on rants about “toxic American women” and celebrating hedonistic, health-conscious living. Avoid factual claims or anything that could be mistaken as serious.

• No Nudity: No images, videos, or content depicting nudity of any kind is allowed, to maintain the site’s standards and focus on satire.

• No Pictures of Minors: No images or depictions of anyone under 18 are allowed in any posts, comments, or submissions, whether real or fictional, to ensure compliance and safety.

• No Violent News Pictures: No images from news sources or elsewhere depicting violence, gore, or graphic harm are permitted, even if related to the site’s theme.

• Health-Conscious Focus: Content should reflect a commitment to health and well-being, avoiding promotion of unhealthy habits like smoking or drug use.

• Moderation: Moderators can remove or edit content that violates these guidelines or disrupts the site’s vibe.

• No Spam: No ads, promotional links, or repetitive off-topic posts.

• Fictional Focus: All characters and scenarios are fictional. Don’t reference real people or events in ways that seem factual, and use only fictional names in all content.

5. Intellectual Property

• Original content on AmericanWomenSuck.com (text, images, etc.) is owned by the site creators and protected by copyright.

• Users may not reproduce or distribute site content without permission.

• By posting, you grant AmericanWomenSuck.com a non-exclusive, royalty-free license to use your content on the site.

6. Legal Disclaimer

• Parody Notice: All content is satirical and fictional. It doesn’t reflect real-world views, facts, or endorsements by the site creators.

• No Liability: AmericanWomenSuck.com isn’t responsible for offense, misinterpretation, or damages from site use. You participate at your own risk.

• External Links: We’re not responsible for third-party websites linked for comedic or reference purposes.

7. Privacy

• We collect minimal data (e.g., for accounts or notifications) to keep things running. We don’t share or sell your info, except as required by law.

• Check our Privacy Policy (link TBD) for details.

8. Accounts and Access

• Membership Eligibility: Only Caucasian, heterosexual men or heterosexual/bisexual women who are 18 or older, have no tattoos, and are non-smokers may register as members or participate in interactive features. Members must use fictional character names for their accounts.

• Protect your account credentials. Don’t share passwords.

• Moderators may suspend or terminate accounts for guideline violations, including the use of real names, or at their discretion.

9. Reporting Violations

• Spot something off? Report violations, especially the use of real names in member names or content, to moderators via info@americanwomensuck.com (mailto:info@americanwomensuck.com).

• We’ll review and act to keep the site true to its satirical, hedonistic, and health-conscious mission.

10. Guideline Updates

• We may tweak these guidelines without notice. Continued use means you accept the changes.

• Check back to stay in the know.

11. Contact Us

• Questions, problems, or feedback? Contact us at info@americanwomensuck.com (mailto:info@americanwomensuck.com).